So Ichiro Suzuki of the Seattle Mariners
finished the regular season with 262 hits, breaking the 84-year-old record held by George Sisler. And so far, no allegations of steroids. Hmmmm... You'd think that would make this even bigger news, since every other major sports story of the past year or two seemingly has included rumors and allegations of cheating. Let's hope Ichiro doesn't get lost in that moronic morass.