TWAS THE CHARGER, NEVERMOREApparently, my charger and my cell phone were in a bad relationship and drifted apart. My charger told my phone last night it was seeing someone else. My phone turned a cold shoulder. And the two technology devices just stopped speaking to one another. Or something like that. The folks at the Verizon Wireless store called it "a software issue" and said it's happened to a number of the Motorola RAZR phones -- which is not good, considering Verizon only began carrying them in December. Good thing I brought the charger with me. It was covered under the warranty. Got a new charger. Everything is better. At least for another three months! :)