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Published Friday, March 17, 2006 by seanlmccarthy | E-mail this post

LIMERICKS, NOTHING BUT LIMERICKS

Let's hoist us a pint o' the Guinness
Bid farewell to Givens and McGinest
Don't forget Mueller
And Millar and Miller
Johnny Damon? Egads, he's against us!

There once was a Rock n Roll Rumble
That looked like a local band jumble
Did Roadsteamer win?
No, no, 'twas a sin
BCN dropped the ball, what a fumble

I asked local comics for verse.
My rules were: Be funny, don’t curse.
Some obliged me in time,
Others forced me to rhyme.
St. Patrick’s Day could be much worse!