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Published Saturday, February 26, 2005 by seanlmccarthy | E-mail this post

THE DIRT ON DURST: You don't really want to watch the three-minute sex video that Fred Durst made of himself and an unidentified woman. Trust me. I had to watch it before filing my story in today's Boston Herald. Not. Erotic. At. All. And it brings up many questions, among them: Why would Britney Spears ever have wanted anything to do with this man? Is that really a two-hole punch? How about that hairy belly? How could anyone believe this came from a T-Mobile Sidekick II, when Sidekicks can't produce motion pictures? Who let this guy direct music videos? How did he con Halle Berry into making out with him in a music video? Ah, so many questions. I was taken aback more by the fact that I might have a two-degrees-of-separation-connection to the guy claiming to have worked on the deal to release the tapes in a more "legit" fashion. Weird, eh? Read on...

Paris Hilton's cellphone hackers allegedly are at it again, this time dumping a three-minute sex video by Limp Bizkit frontman Fred Durst onto the Internet. But the stunt by the so-called "T-Mobile Terrorists'' may backfire. Phoenix publicist David Hans Schmidt, who brokered deals to publish nude photos of Paula Jones and Tonya Harding, said he had been helping the hackers negotiate the release and sale of Durst's sexcapade with an unidentified female since October.

I'm at least proud that in my official story, I didn't use the phrases "he did it all for the nookie" or "you can see his limp biscuit."
Related story: Hackers dig up dirt on Durst (Boston Herald)
Related video: Definitely NSFW 0r for anyone's healthy conscience anywhere else.