JURKOWITZ TO FLEE THE PHOENIXI'm not sure if I have anything witty to say yet that can top the Universal Hub's headline from yesterday --
Local media critic writes about local media just in time to stop writing about local media -- but give me a little more time, and I'm sure I'll come up with something that's not only slightly amusing, but also slightly informative. Because we sure could use a full-time media critic in this town, and every other town in the land. Don't worry. That's not the slightly amusing or informative line. Unless you were amused and/or informed. In which case, you're welcome.
RELATED: The Phoenix press release.