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Literally drunk with power(ball)

Published Friday, December 03, 2004 by seanlmccarthy | E-mail this post

If I had $113 million (paid out from a $315 million Powerball jackpot), I'd have me my own personal round-the-clock driver so as to avoid the whole drinking-and-driving issue. Not Jack Whittaker. So he'll have to hire a personal round-the-clock lawyer so as to avoid him the whole personal round-the-clock cellmate and personal round-the-clock probation officer.