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What Kobe Bryant and N.J. Gov. James McGreevey have in common

Published Thursday, September 02, 2004 by seanlmccarthy | E-mail this post

MEMO

To: Los Angeles Laker Kobe Bryant and N.J. Gov. James McGreevey
Bcc: Michael Jackson
From: Your accusers
Re: Sorry?

Did we lead you to believe we wanted you to face criminal justice? Oops. Sorry about that. All we really wanted were apologies. Really. That's all. Dragging your names through the media mud and the court of public opinion will have to suffice, we suppose. Although throwing some money our way would work nicely, too. Just in case you were thinking of making us go away for good.